Pedalfiles Face Plants
Pedalfiles Face Plant Award
The Pedalfiles is a very casual hash, We typically do a few awards including the exclusive Face Plant, Hash Shit and an occasional Stud award. These are followed by guerilla down downs. The Face Plant Award is a highly coveted award, it is scored on a scale from 0-10 and posted on this page to let all wankers know that a bike hash is not a cake walk or a facile stroll in the park.
November 2006 Face Plant Score 9.4 & 4.2
Jiffycox planted-face just off the Rillito River trail, seems her boobs got in the way of shifting gears and threw her off balance. It was a very graceful plant, her and her boobs scored a 9.4.
I Love Fat Chicks is the co-winner for November, as he pulled a roll-over stuck to his bike, while staring at Jiffycox's boobs. He scored a 4.2; he would have obtained a higher score if he bled a little bit.
February 2007 Face Plant Score 9.8
The Red Dress Face Plant win goes to one of the hares; Plush Toy! His pretty little pink flour bag slid between the spokes of his front wheel and sent him head-first over the handle bars, landing on his face. This spectacular face plant receives a high score of 9.8! He'd get a 10.0 if he stuffed his pretty little pink bra.
December 2006 Face Plant Score 1.3
December's Face Plant goes to the hares, Master Meat Finder and Cockstalker. They declared themselves "dead hares" because crossing yesterday's hash trail while haring today, proved too difficult for them. They scored a 1.3 for their self-induced crash and burn.
March 2007 Face Plant Score 5.7
March's Face Plant winner is Pick N Flick, while doing her best to dismount oh-so-gracefully at a stop light, she toppled over. While many harriers love to see a middle-aged woman with her legs up in the air, we all hate to see any harriette cry. Pick scores a 5.7.
January 2007 Face Plant Score 2.1
This month's Face Plant win goes to the waitress who ignored us, belittled us, bullied us, and was in general terms, a royal bitch! Many wankers had visions of grabbing the back of her hair and slamming her head down on the table face-first. For this visual she gets a face plant score of 2.1. She'd be granted a higher score if she showed us her tits.
August 2007 Face Plant Score 10.0
We have another perfect score! Dirty Sanchez gets a 10 this month for getting his front tire stuck in the trolley tracks on campus and spewing over his handlebars onto his shoulder and head. No paramedics were called, however the nurse standing on the corner gave him a sympathy hand job and some ice. He cut his finger and smeared it all over himself for dramatic purposes; bucking for a perfect score. Since he separated his shoulder, he scores a perfect 10.0!