September 23
The September Pedalfiles ride has been named "the El Tour de Woodpecker" . This was the longest trail in Pedalfile history totaling over 20 miles. The hare, Red Headed Woodpeckeer showed up at the start to inform the pack that we were going on a tour. Well duh.....it was a tour alright...an outright tourture ride of 13 miles to the first beercheck. About a dozen wankers took off from Hooters on a much cooler morning, ready for an adventure.
13 miles later, the pack arrives at Oliver Twist only to find Woodpecker there already waiting for us. He waited so long that about 3 beers later we finally noticed that Fat Chicks had been there along with a host of other Buffalo Bills fans, anxiously watching the game. As the hare took off, the pack was wondering if was going to be another 13 miles to the next beer.
As wankers staggered into Kappy's, it was noticed that Bimbo By Day was missing. Could she have taken off to find a beer for heavens sale? She was MIA so Master Meat Finder and a few others swept trail looking for her. After stopping to make a bike repair, she had been dropped and then lost trail. She...
