Dad's Day Hash
Wow, it is getting hot out there; the Father's Day Pedalfiles hash day had to be 169 degrees Fahrenheit! We had a great turnout despite the heat and it being a family day; both G-mattresses are proud of our cycling wanks. I think the promise of blowjobs on trail might have had something to do with the ratio of 1 hariette to every 5 harriers. It is a shame the best head-giver of all opted-out of the hash that day; we could have used Pick N Flick's help to serve the masses on trail!
Let me be the first one to say that the hares Asshole in El Paso and Redheaded Woodpecker did a superb job with trail. It was well marked and a perfect length of 16 miles; just enough to get us thirsty for a beer, but not too long to make us fall off of our bikes due to dehydration. Speaking of spillage, we're on some kind of crazy roll! Nobody fell off his or her bicycle this time; I think we've racked up two hashes in a row free and clear of road rash on trail. Does this mean we've successfully weeded out the cycling-challenged wankers or...
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