Sunday afternoon trail scout...
Bimbo and I had a beautiful afternoon to scout trail for the Easter Pedalfiles ride. We found a great dive bar for Start and Finish, complete with an old sweet geezer bartender dude with minimal teeth, all the rednecks you could ever ask for and REAL darts! We also ran across a dive bar another local hash had used years ago on a fullmoon hash; we'll use this for the beer check. This bar rivals Riley's, as Rose Bud the bartender makes food every Sunday morning at her home and brings it to the bar to feed the patrons on Sunday afternoons. Perfect! What goes better with cold beer than free food! We'll have to leave her with a hash name for sure.
Since the Pedalfiles ride will be Easter Sunday, I've got to find the house that has thick bushes trimmed as rabbits in the front yard; I've passed this before while scouting trail. It would be cool to drop some jell-o shot eggs below the bunnies...too bad it would be tresspassing to retreive them. Being that it's in a "CSI neighborhood", I think I'll leave that one alone.
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RU Wearing Green?
Pappa Don’t Peek and Arthur Gash had quite the challenge ahead of them; to lay the perfect trail while hung-over. The Pedalfiles pack always expect a primo hash trail and given the fact the boys were up all night with their favorite beverages and harriettes (wait a damn minute, I wasn’t there!), we thought for sure we’d see a cluster-you-know-what of a trail. They were out to prove us all wrong. While Gash wore yesterday’s green dress and Mini Pearl hat that seemed glued to his body in the 90 degree heat with Pappa in tow, the hares set off on their bikes from Famous Sams at Grant and Silverbell Road. We had a few Pedalifiles virgins join us, Stick Me Anywhere and Gummee. Another virgin named Double Dicker rode up and draped herself over Ass Hole in El Paso while Dirty Sanchez rode in at the last minute like the prodigal son we’ve all missed. The hares asked for a 20 minute head start; I think the pack gave them 12. Let me make note that I fought tooth and nail for more time. Oh, did I mention I hare next month?
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