Paris Hilton/Nicole Ritchie Red Dress Ride:
Cockstalker and Plush Toy, I mean Paris and Nicole were welcomed by our Hash Mattress Bimbo, in all their red dress glory at the Meet Rack. The owner and the two bartenders were also sporting their red gowns while pouring PBR for the rest of the red dressed bike hashers. Paris looked radiant in her new pair of Dolce Vita shoes which completed her ensemble des jour, and Nicole was all-a-glow with her pink Gucci bag and hat set that she paid a good buck for at Savers. I do believe Nicole stole the pink hat from Bavarian Crème, but there is another place and time to be caddy. Arthur Gash, I mean Wendy (can I get some fries with that shake sweetheart), was sporting a near-bare derriere in her short skirt, red pigtails and knee-highs. Dr. Slow Ride wore a tight red dress to match his sweet red cruiser he rode from 40 miles away (is that all?). Three hash participants rolled out of the same bed (woohoo!) and didn’t wear red; Yoda, Appendage and Master Meat Finder.
The hares left in a zigzag pattern as neither one of them practiced mounting their bicycle with...
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