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March 25, 2007

Sunday afternoon trail scout...

Bimbo and I had a beautiful afternoon to scout trail for the Easter Pedalfiles ride.  We found a great dive bar for Start and Finish, complete with an old sweet geezer bartender dude with minimal teeth, all the rednecks you could ever ask for and REAL darts!  We also ran across a dive bar another local hash had used years ago on a fullmoon hash; we'll use this for the beer check.  This bar rivals Riley's, as Rose Bud the bartender makes food every Sunday morning at her home and brings it to the bar to feed the patrons on Sunday afternoons.  Perfect!  What goes better with cold beer than free food!  We'll have to leave her with a hash name for sure.

Since the Pedalfiles ride will be Easter Sunday, I've got to find the house that has thick bushes trimmed as rabbits in the front yard; I've passed this before while scouting trail.  It would be cool to drop some jell-o shot eggs below the bunnies...too bad it would be tresspassing to retreive them.  Being that it's in a "CSI neighborhood", I think I'll leave that one alone.

True Trail looks to be about 14 miles; Bimbo and I will divert the front riders a few miles out of their way; keeping the herd of wankers together and off of our black spandexed tails.  We're psyched as we know we'll have a few visiting hashers who enjoyed the Pedalfiles ride so much the first time, they are cuming back for more.  That's exactly how us hash mattresses like to leave 'em... 

--Casual Friday


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Candyman said...

Hey any update on Kiwi, for us out of towners?

Posted April 16, 2007 05:10 PM | Reply to this comment

Casual Friday said...

Wow! What a trail scouting the hares had today! The Pedalfiles hash #7 (woohoo!) promises to deliver the 3 "C's" for Easter Sunday; lots of Canines, Confessions on Trail and Crime Scene Investigation neighborhoods! The hares properly schooled the perfect hash bars on what to expect, and now all Easter Pedalfiles wankers can expect free food and cold beer at both bars involved in the ride (Yoda's dream!). Being Easter Sunday, the hares will leave promptly and the Reverend Flying Booger will be taking confessions on trail. Feel free to show up prior to the noon start time to partake in an Easter Bloody Mary and free food at the Driftwood on Craycroft. Do not expect a little bunny foo-foo trail as the hares are trained professional wankers! It will be a sack-grinding, meatflap-chafing ride; if you're worried about your ass jiggling in spandex and prefer to ride in tiny little cheerleading shorts, you better borrow a maxipad and strap it on as we don't want to hear any complaints about how your junk hurts from riding 14.7 miles true trail! On-On!

Posted April 7, 2007 10:41 PM | Reply to this comment

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